Let’s be real – keeping your place clean in DC is exhausting. Between work, Metro delays, and that never-ending pile of laundry, who has energy left to scrub bathrooms or mop floors? I get it. That’s exactly why my team at DC Maids does things differently. We’re not some faceless cleaning company – we’re your neighbors who actually care about making your life easier.

Here’s Why Everyone’s Raving About Us

We Show Up Like We’re Cleaning Our Own Homes

Remember that one friend who’s weirdly good at house cleaning dc? That’s us. Our cleaners aren’t just employees – they’re pros who take pride in their work. They’ll arrive loaded with all the right supplies (yes, even that magic cleaner that actually gets rid of shower scum). No need to dig under your sink for supplies – we come fully stocked.

Pay Only If You’re Happy

This isn’t one of those empty promises. If something’s not right after we clean, tell us and we’ll fix it – no arguments. Most companies make you pay upfront and cross your fingers. We do the opposite because we’re confident you’ll love the results.

Booking Takes Less Time Than Making Coffee

Seriously – in the time it takes your Keurig to brew, you could have your whole place scheduled for cleaning. No endless phone menus or confusing websites. Just tell us what you need, and we’ll text you back fast with confirmation.

What You Actually Get With Each Clean

The "I Have Guests Coming Over" Clean

Our standard service covers all the basics so you don’t panic when your in-laws text they’re 20 minutes away:

• Floors so clean you could eat off them (but please use plates)
• Bathrooms that don’t smell like a gym locker room
• Kitchens where you can actually see the countertops again

The "Why Is There Dust There?!" Deep Clean

For those spots you pretend not to see:

• Baseboards that haven’t been touched since you moved in
• Window sills collecting enough pollen to start a garden
• Door handles and light switches (germ central!)

The "I’m Moving and Overwhelmed" Clean

We’ve helped hundreds of stressed-out movers:

• Inside cabinets (where mysterious sticky substances live)
• Behind appliances (RIP to the fries under your fridge)
• Closets that became black holes for random junk

Answers to Questions Everyone Asks

"Will Your Products Make My Place Smell Like a Hospital?"

Nope! We use pet-safe cleaners that won’t make your eyes water. If you’re sensitive to smells, just say so – we’ve got unscented options too.

"Can You Handle My Disgusting Oven?"

Bring it on! We’ve seen it all – from pizza cheese fossils to mystery spills. Just add it when you book.

"What If My Place Is Weirdly Layed Out?"

Basement apartment? Attic office? Staircase that feels like climbing a mountain? No problem. It might take extra time, but we’ll make it shine.

"Do You Come to My Neighborhood?"

Chances are yes! From Georgetown to Chevy Chase, we cover most DC areas. Text us to double-check.

"I Work Weird Hours – Can You Come Late/Early?"

Early birds: We’ve got 8 AM slots. Night owls: Latest is 5 PM. Need something special? Ask – we’ll try to make it work.

"What If I Want Regular Cleaning?"

Set it and forget it! Weekly cleans save you 10%, monthly saves $10. Imagine coming home to a clean place every Friday – priceless.

Let’s Get Your Place Clean!

Here’s the thing – you could keep putting off house cleaning dc, feeling guilty every time you see that dusty shelf. Or you could text us right now and cross it off your mental to-do list for good.

Call or Text: (202) 804-1680 (Yes, a real person answers!)
Email: hi@dcmaids.com (We reply fast – promise)
Our Home Base: 1629 K St NW (Stop by for coffee if you’re nearby!)

Pro tip: Book your first clean before 2 PM today and we’ll throw in a free fridge wipe-down. Because everyone deserves to open their fridge without fear.

Ready to stop dreading weekends spent cleaning? Let’s do this!